Just Kristin

As some­what of a uni­corn chaser, here are some funka­li­cious ani­mal babies. http://bit.ly/y9LLN

The prob­lem with wingnuts like Wiley Drake is that some peo­ple will take him seri­ously, and some even TOO seri­ously. http://bit.ly/Z1tbG

Sexy Under­pants Man just sang me the “1–2-3–4 Some­thing Some­thing Blah Blah Blah” song, and I am won­der­ing, lov­ingly, how many beers he had.

Peggy said, just now, “Want­ing a par­tic­u­lar hoof­s­tock, by name, is dif­fi­cult.” I love my job. Bet­ter than killings and whores. :D

RT @theta_aquarii: well said: An Offended Mother on the Topic of Blowjobs, http://is.gd/1yBz8 … Amen to that from Another Offended Mother.

#ele­phant facts galore, direct from Botswana where SD Zoo project researchers fol­low #ele­phants and tweet their find­ings on @SDZOOTrum­pet !

I some­times can barely con­tain the desire to wor­ship my husband’s millions… :)

Jee­bus!! I am so proud I could just bust!!! http://twitpic.com/aah71

Ok, so I’m a grinch. http://chir.ps/2R

Gen­i­tal zits… Lanc­ing boils… Pus drainage… http://twitpic.com/a6u95