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As is stated in the colorectal sutra, verse 118:
The enlightenment experienced through meditation
can be compared to the sphincter muscle.
It is the only muscle in the body that works when relaxed,
and the more relaxed, the more ecstatic the experience.
Jungle humor with a touch of truth, everybody.