songs that make me want to pee faster

This list con­sists of every song I have been sub­jected to via the bath­room radio at work that has made me try to pee as fast as pos­si­ble so that I could flee. It is not a basic “songs I hate” list, as that would take more time than I have.

  • “Don’t Go Break­ing My Heart” by Elton John and Kiki Dee
  • “Muskrat Love” by Cap­tain and Tenille
  • “Three’s Com­pany Theme” — this song, almost more than any other, makes me want to do vio­lence to any­one stand­ing near enough
  • “Hard to Say I’m Sorry” by Chicago, who should say they are sorry for almost every­thing they did in the 80s.
  • Easy (Like Sun­day Morn­ing) by the Com­modores (one of whom was, for those of you too young to remem­ber, the now-more-famous-as-a-celeb-dad Lionel Richie) (while I can see the pos­si­ble use of this song in a lax­a­tive com­mer­cial, it nonethe­less is dis­con­cert­ing to hear while in the work restroom)

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