things I have heard and will probably never hear again

  1. You are emo­tion­ally invested in the idea of a fart­less kangaroo!”
  2. Jincy Wil­lett, Decem­ber 29th, 2009

  3. She has treads on her taint. That’s how she moves.”
  4. A gen­tle­man who shall remain name­less, early Jan­u­ary, 2010

  5. You like the sway­ing of sul­try fish dance?”
  6. Kam­biz M, Jan­u­ary 20, 2010

  7. Don’t dis­cour­age the sphincter!”
  8. D, Decem­ber 24, 2009

  9. There was no but­toc­u­lar definition.”
  10. Jincy Wil­lett, Feb­ru­ary 4th, 2010

  11. My rub­ber under­wear made me punch myself in the face so hard I knocked myself out.“
    The Vio­let Offender, Feb­ru­ary 4th, 2010

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